Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 24, 2021

Another Bloody Mary?!

“Feed me Seymour!”

I’d bring him a Virgin Mary.

And some hors d’oeuvres on those small plates, you know, platelets.

V-8?

He never drinks.. wine.

“I’m surprised to see you here in the middle of the day.”

And some pretzels with the beer, please.

Waiter: Which blood type would you like today?

Leave out the olives and celery and ice.

Try the new Bloody Sherri.

“Do I?”

“Oh, I’m positive.”

I really don’t think that’s a real life adventure.

Blood on the rocks?

Make it a Blood Light.

Just stick your neck out!

Any particular type?……