Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 17, 2021

I don’t need a relationship nor wine.

Sometimes the wine helps you to be happy in a relationship, so go figure, Aunty!

Less whine in a relationship will do too.

Sometimes being out of a relationship is happier.

I could do w/o a relationship OR wine!

You’re on the mark about not needing a relationship to be happy, Aunty; however, the need for more wine is just another alcoholic excuse in your case!

True. You need to be complete in and of yourself. That makes relationships better.

Do all those hearts mean you make love to your wine bottle?

None of the above. Relationships are nice.. if one WANTS one.

“I’ve got all the riches one man can claim”. Wm. Robinson, Ronald White, 1964

Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine. When you gonna let me get sober? Let me alone, let me stay home. Let me stay home and start over.

Apologies to Tom Paxton

Means that you are having a relationship with the wine and the wineries that produce it. They do love you supporting them with your habit. :)

for those who grip about aunty drinking wine, you might set your aim on andy capp as he really promotes drinking.

Substitute beer for the wine and I’m in.

I’ve never found a Wine that made me happy.

I’d be willing to give a few a chance to Try, though.

Quoting Steve Martin isn’t always wise.More fennel!

Or more chocolate.