Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 24, 2021

At least Backland hasn’t been putting white on yellow lately. Thanx

No one wants a heart that big. Cardiomyopathy reeks. ;-)

Aunty has too much love.

This fan loves the that white on yellow hasn’t been used lately. Thanks, Ged!

In Western society, the seat of the emotions is the heart. Not so in some other lands. Mark Lowry explains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gBhbRmoXc

Aunty, stop being a heart.

We’ve noticed, Aunty….

Time to key up Sir Mix-A-Lot.

So this is why love stinks sometimes.

Aunty, please observe the back of my front as it proceeds to exit, stage right.

Along that line, Aunty, your body has only two moving parts and they are interchangeable.

It suuuure is…

♥ Ѡ … Yup, verified…

Auntie, you’re an ass hat

Please don’t moon us, Auntie! I just finished breakfast.

Since my wife died my heart is broken (gone) and I lost weight so my ass is smaller and I have no love left to give.

Plus you don’t have a heart.

We love you too – stay delightfully acidic!

None of us ass-umed any different, Aunty!