Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 22, 2021

I can attest to that.

What can I say? LIKE!

Given a choice, I’d try the cat, first.

Yeah, don’t even.

You try but it’s so hard keeping the blood off the nice clean cat.

Cat nip for the kitty and 5L box wine for the lady.

It’s like throwing water on a grease fire.

Y’know what they say, Aunty… you can take a cat to the water, but…

Cross reactions?

Worst thing to say to anybody, ever.

I did try to baptize our cats when I was quite young

I’m very lucky we were Lutherans and didn’t practice full immersion

why is it that women are to calm down…but men or other women don’t have to??

“I believe… no matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.” Larry The Cable Guy

We had one cat we could bathe with no problems. Not head first of course. He was pure white and got dirty alot.

It is possible to Baptize a cat.

You just have to do it while he’s sleeping and Talk Fast.

Here’s a story to calm up:

Deputy Doan goes into his pharmacy and asks for his pills. The salesman says ’ Since we don’t have Doan’s pills ready yet, are you interested in those new Michael Vick Tums?’

If it’s not full immersion, I’d go with the cat baptism. It’s safer.