Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 25, 2021

Umm, not on the extra large 60 something at the market, and certainly not printed with gold foil leaves and worn with blue tennis shoes and white socks.

I’ll take both, LOL! It’s not an either or choice.

Why do only fat people wear them?

Give me the diamonds. I wouldn’t wear leggings or yoga pants at gunpoint. Bleach. They look hideous on anyone.

Keen observation, Aunty. But, that applies to babes, not Acid-Land.

PSA: Leggings are not pants, that butt still needs a cover. (Especially if someone looks like a sack full of doorknobs)

I’m guessing your legs are these days looking like the London Tube Map.

That’s stretching it, Aunty…

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

I dunno. When I substitute “black leggings” for “diamonds” the song doesn’t have the same ring to it….

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knLd8bfeWtI

Auntie, the material girl, with lots of material.

Sure, Aunty. Let’s trade. And then I’ll leg it!

My flannel PJ bottoms are MY best friend!

Sorry neither are, mine are dogs

Because of all the pretty dresses and nice shoes, why do we now have to look at girl’s ugly knees ?And most girls/women have ugly knees. Bring back nylon stockings.

I can do without leggings. Knit pants or maxi skirts are just as comfortable for me and look better.

Diamonds never were a Girls Best Friend, but it’s a great Scam for the Jewelry Industry.