Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 02, 2021

Happy Easter…..egg.

So no 1/2 price sales Monday?

Sounds like Crankshaft.

for once, Drabble’s not responsible for the missing candy.

I don’t know where she shops, but no stores around here ever run out of any kind of holiday candy. Always lots left over 1/2 price the next day.

Norman will be the most disappointed of the 3 kids.

A year ago it was toilet paper, and now this….

That’s what happens when you go last-minute Easter shopping!

Her and “the woman” in Breaking Cat News.

No Peeps?

One year there was a big sale in one of the blimp hangers at Moffett. 40 semis full!

We Eastern Orthodox dont mind one bit! Although this year, our Easter is May 2

I do not think that I have ever heard of an Easter basket case.

Last year I went out to get Halloween candy on October 30, and it was gone — they’d replaced it all with Christmas candy.

watch it ralph…that easter basket case as you call her…can make your life very difficult if not even more difficult…

Well dang. There goes the half price sales.

Is that how many people celebrate Easter? Another holiday to make an excuse for gustatory excess and plastic grass? I saw some commercial yesterday for a stored it was all about toys and candy? It was like Christmas except in pastels.

I like those little speckled candy eggs. And peanut butter eggs!!!!!!

No Peeps? No plastic grass? I’d be celebrating!

Honeybun… Try the Dollar Store!

Easter….when everyone poisons their kids with huge amounts of sugar, and somehow ties it to religion.

Plastic grass? Like astroturf? People buy that at Easter for decorations or something?

Jelly Beans? Never heard of that easter tradition.