Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 10, 2021

You won’t be hibernating there this winter.

And there’s no DENial about the DENse population in there

You would think that bears a bit of advance warning.

Shouldn’t the light be off in there so it doesn’t disturb their peaceful hibernation?

It has no amenities… nothing but the bear necessities …

It should be warm and comfortable at least.

Where’s Wiley Miller when you REALLY need him?

Serves you right, Goldilocks. Har har.

They emptied all her stuff since she moved out of that room and now it’s all bear.

Well, at least your room’s more bearable now, Goldilocks.

Dunno if she wants to move back in now. She bearly likes it anymore.

Goldilocks returns home and finds three bears sleeping in her bed.

“Thanks mom. I suppose you feed them my porridge, too.” … “… And you probably make it just right.”

“… And what happened to my chair?”

Maybe the smell of a teenage cave gave them that idea.

Oh I just can’t BEAR it!

Looks like a bedroom to me.

She likes her new tenants, they keep the room tidier than her daughter ever did.

Do you live in a cave?

Where Wiley’s bears crash when not needed on Non Sequitur.

Don’t step on the rugs!

2 words: Ursine Armor …!

Those den mothers.

The night time cub suckling is deafening.

I turned my kids’ rooms into Comic Book Heaven. Mrs. Baker is not happy.

Home from college for Christmas break, I opened the door to my room, was met with a blast of cold air, the sight of boxes all over my bed, and then mom’s voice: “Oh, I forgot to tell you, we’re using your room for cold storage now”.

this room is too loud

And now you should learn to let sleeping bears lie.

I guess we’ll have to grin and bear it. My face hurts from so much silliness! :)