Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 23, 2021

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 4 years ago

    I would’ve called it Cardinal Rainbow Ankle Polish if the censors didn’t notice.

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    I remember a Windex commercial that jokingly advertised a “smudge stick” to stop people from walking into glass when it gets too clean to see. And I still think they should have actually sold those.

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    Antiyonder  almost 4 years ago

    He couldn’t try say Pegatreon?

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    Where do I sign?!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    who wouldn’t want to look as non-magnificent as LSH?

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    Vivi <333  almost 4 years ago

    Ok! Sure LSH!!!

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    Susan00100  almost 4 years ago

    Unicommercials????

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    Billavi Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s about time he started monetizing his followers

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    THAT’S TERRIBLE! Poor L.s.h…

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    CaveCat87  almost 4 years ago

    Is that the reason why L.S.H. never reveals his true self?

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    P-oh-Tate-oh  almost 4 years ago

    It’s been such a long time since we saw lsh

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    amaneaux  almost 4 years ago

    Taking sponsorships doesn’t seem all that humble to me.

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    Wizard4168  almost 4 years ago

    I suppose having to hawk horn polish to make a buck is a pretty humbling experience. Seems a bit off, though, since his horn is the only part of Lord Splendid Humility we ever actually see.

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    corpcasselbury  almost 4 years ago

    I always like it when Lord Splendid Humility shows up.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    Good to see Lord Splendid Humility again.

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    ChrisTrey  almost 4 years ago

    At first, I thought that he had changed his name until I reread what he had said.

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    Ron Bauerle  almost 4 years ago

    Does he get paid in bits?

    But what do unicorns need money for??

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    nerdhoof  almost 4 years ago

    Since his horn is the only part you can see, should we assume he doesn’t use the polish?

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    bgrauman  about 3 years ago

    But that should bring up the question……..why does Lord Splendid Humility NEED extra money? Doesn’t he make enough doing his regular job? And another one- WHAT IS IT?

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  7 months ago

    “In that case, I shall take a full case, please!”

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