Monty by Jim Meddick for April 02, 2021

That is indeed a very bad sign.

At this point you can either get some exercise and go on a diet or throw the scale away and never weigh yourself again. In the second case you will also need to get sturdier furniture.

It is a bad sign. It’s usually some weird battery.

He should be charged with assault on battery compartment..

My fav, talking scale that says “one at a time please”

Call Monty. I’m sure he has a Chatillon dynamometer hanging around.

Pilsner should call EB3 for help.

You’d better think about that over pizza and beer.

And the needle can do a complete 360?

I can totally relate to the idea that you need someone else to read the numbers because they’re hidden beneath your belly.

You’re going to need stronger batteries. :)

My husband and I have a clinic type balance scale. On the rare occasions that I use this scale, I am very careful to return the balance weights to zero. My true weight must never be known, to my husband.

Might be a need for the Garfield scale. Evasive on the weight, heavy on the sarcasm.

Tell yourself it was a cheap, fragile scale, Moonie. Yeah, right….