Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2021

Where’s the just beat it music?

If the eggs are all hard boiled, the way they are supposed to be, then the beater has been beaten.

Love the handlebar mustache on the egg beater.

I don’t get the yolk.

Pour me a Guinnesses, as I dispatch this archnemesis off the premesis!

Give it up, Bunny, you can’t Beat him.

Hey Bunny, you might be able to beat him – the Beater doesn’t do so well as a solo act.

The beat egger??

I’m sorry, but not getting it…..I know that’s a beater, but the eggs the rabbit has would be hard boiled wouldn’t they? or am I wrong? Just sayin…..

I don’t want to be “that guy”… but the Easter Bunny deals with hard-boiled eggs. He’d never even meet Evil Dr. Eg Beeter…

LOL JK I totally want to be “that guy”…that’s my whole thing

If you think you’re going to scramble my eggs you have another thought coming…..spin away from the baskets, slowly….

Nyah ah ah! :-)

Give him enough ‘dough’ to keep him occupied and make a break for it.

Easter Bunny didn’t see him ’til the last second; he blended in too well.

I can lick those beaters (as long as they’re not in the blender)

The wisdom of the Easter Bunny: Never put all your eggs into one basket!

The Easter Bunny delivers chocolate eggs. Your nieces and nephews deliver the dyed hard boiled eggs.

Mr. Hassenpfeffer? Here? Now?

They formed a partnership and made deviled eggs.

here comes peter cotton-tail, who’s smiling as his nemesis wail…

I thought the archnemesis was this guy: https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Elmer_Fudd

The Energizer Bunny would’ve been just as bad, what with the way he likes to beat things.

He was warned of the whisk in taking that shortcut through the woods!

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Easter Happyx3 and everyone! :)

Show that fiend who’s boss!

This must be used for a “mix” tape.

Forget the rabbit, where’s the centerfold? Oh, a bit of trivia: The Playboy centerfold never had the rabbit logo on it. They said it was too subliminally a rival male figure making the girl in the centerfold less of “an attainable fantasy”.

That buff bunny should have a tattoo on his arm.