Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 01, 2021

The usual suspects?

Kind of like the WNBA?

Once you’ve heard a Kings speech you’ve heard them all..

LOL!

… or the “New Normal”?

King Fink, you have to watch what you have been eating before a public event. Your halitosis proceeds your presences.

Reminds me of Trump’s Inauguration.

Hope that leaves the Fink speechless.

Looks like the House of Commons…..

A fine-looking lot they are, too.

The anti-socials.

So it’s people who REALLY have nothing else to do on that day!

Looks like Bidens fan club

Pheasants are not a big fan of Fink!

Wow, that’s a lot more people than I thought would be there.

The Kingdom of ID is poor. They don’t have the money, to pay people to come to staged events. Not like the other Kingdoms, who serve beer and food at their events. No the King of ID is a Fink and also cheep too.

Actually, more than usual, Sire. I placed a fake sign out front: “free Covid vaccines today”

This is the first I remember Fink giving a speech indoors.

When do they hold up cards that spell “FINK”?

always wondered why stadiums filled with cardboard cutouts wasn’t considered a fire hazard

I wouldn’t call it a crowd.

New Orleans Saints crowd pre-Brees and Payton…. Or should that be “Aints”?

It’s all voodoo and make-a-wish – there is no science in it.

https://summit.news/2021/03/11/video-fauci-admits-there-is-no-science-behind-continued-lockdown

They are there with stones, tomatoes, slippers, eggs…

Those ARE the cardboard cutouts!

the people are about 20 feet away from each other!