Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 10, 2021

But nicely gift wrapped boogers.

Which begs the question of where he would have gotten a whole bucketful of them, but…

It’s not like I hate JJ but she deserved it.

Why are they running Christmas strips?

Mike should send Uncle Stupidhead a thank-you card for for freeing Mike from that airhead.

Google: boogers candy

Google: top 10 grossest candies

Ouch. Honesty is not necessarily a Christmas thing. I mean really, Santa, elves, flying reindeer. Let’s just try to get along for a week or so.

Nah, it would have been at least a shopping cart full.

Send her one of those “make a candle out of your own ear wax” kits. She’ll have fun with that.

no…stuff the stocking with it…

Maybe you think it’s funny, but it’s snot.

so alex is still shining here for mom, but it goes down hill fast until mom isn’t invited to the wedding.