Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 05, 2021

I’ve had both my shots already — rabies and distemper.

Perhaps this is why the Brits use the term JAB?

They say the younger and healthier you are, the bigger the kick in the pants the second shot gives you!

I just want another shot of my baby’s love.

A double shot of my baby’s love…

Vaccinated against reality.

Moderately tipsy.

Why still need to stay away from others for a while after having the second shot. It does not immediately make you invincible. Contrary to what Le Grand Orange says.

Yeah, and?

If you want a second shot, just go to the rough part of town!

The pick up line of the 2020s.

If they offered a Shot and a beer they might get more folks in line.

Oh no! That means you don’t need another shot for at least 6 months. Oh the horrors

I don’t think he’s stoppin’ there.

Yo! You still have to wear a mask and keep your distance!