Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 03, 2021

Bob sure can’t take a hint when Andy tells him he has no talent whatsoever.

As do we all

You would think Bob would have learned by now not to ask Andy for his opinion.

My experience with guitar players & cover singers like Bob is that they’re a weedy and persistent lot. What’s more, if they think it’ll get ‘em a gig, they’ll call what they do grand opera.

Never ask a question to which you don’t want the answer. Andy wants you to sing solo Bob…so low no one will hear you!

@Linguist Today’s strip is slightly funny, why Guitar Bob keeps asking our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s opinion about his caterwauling is beyond comprehenthion :o) , my avatar is a spoof about gravity not working unless you look down but it does work on human body parts ,you get my drift? ;o) Kif qattajtu Sibt Il-Ghid siehbi , our day should be busy but calm I hope ,we are both in a fairly good mood my left arm has stopped hurting from having taken the anti -virus jab yesterday and i can pig out on sweets and figolli after abstaining on Good Friday , keep safe and take the @%$#& needle ,you’re too young to kick the bucket a bientot pal

Yes I liked the end. Where you stopped;

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

Alben W. Barkley

Andy’s favorite Guitar Bob’s rendition is john Cage’s 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence!

“They” do say that silence is golden. But then you would probably have to listen to Andy talk. So which would be worse?

Tough Room Bob ! Hey play Freebird

Bob is a dunce. Andy is an imbecile.

Sing me a song, I’m the piano man… guitar man, in this case… (sorry Billy Joel….)

Play “The Sound of Silence” in a literal fashion.

To quote Lindsay Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac – “I might not give the answer that you want me to. Oh, well.”!

" Thank ya, Thank ya very much! I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your barman. "

Bob puts his heart and soul in his music, but no talent.

Andy and Bob should form a duet. Mr. Capp is quite the singer himself as his neighbors will testify.

Bob must know he is bad; he doesn’t even have a tip jar.

Next time bring your ear plugs

Did Bob really expect a compliment from Andy? How naive!

In my tavern days I longed for a Juke Box selection called Three Minutes of Silence.