I have a tee-shirt that is printed with an image of a piece of bacon in a pocket. It is labeled “Emergency Bacon”. When I first wore it, a friend came up and bit me on the bacon. Pretty hard! (She apologized for biting so hard. said she misjudged our relative motions. But not for biting at all.)
What a great idea! If you’re tired of punking an annoying coworker by placing “Free Beer Bash” signs, with his address, in the Harley Davidson showrooms…
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
I have a tee-shirt that is printed with an image of a piece of bacon in a pocket. It is labeled “Emergency Bacon”. When I first wore it, a friend came up and bit me on the bacon. Pretty hard! (She apologized for biting so hard. said she misjudged our relative motions. But not for biting at all.)
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
I wonder how he’ll bring home the bacon when there’s none to sell?
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Give ’em the soggy stuff, quick!”
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
I drove over an hour to check out a small town “pickle” festival… there were no pickles.
ktrabbit33 almost 4 years ago
I want one of those hats.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Abba Dee, abba Dee that’s all folks …..runnnnnn
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Chewy bacon will do.
ferddo almost 4 years ago
What a great idea! If you’re tired of punking an annoying coworker by placing “Free Beer Bash” signs, with his address, in the Harley Davidson showrooms…
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Are they wide-eyed because they heard his whisper, or are they just that excited about the bacon on hand?
smartman almost 4 years ago
You had one job, man! One lousy job! So, bye! sprints for the door
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nom, nom, nom, nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Run down to the store and buy a few bags of Beggin’ Strips – by this point they won’t know the difference!