Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 23, 2021
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Transcript:
SMBC Presents Headlines from the day you die: Immortality discovered!
gawkface over 3 years ago
reading tomorrow’s newspaper saves lives…forever
Ida No over 3 years ago
“Universe decides to reset. Only uses Bosons.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I’m dead, what do I care?
Though it would be hilarious if the answer was booze or whatever Gwyneth Paltrow believes this week, or something,
bbbmorrell over 3 years ago
I have always suspected this would happen.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Daily Comics Reading Conveys Immortality – or Does It Just Make Life Seem Longer?
Mostly Water Premium Member over 3 years ago
At the risk of sounding morbid, I’ve been alive for 70 years and have zero interest in extending my life any more than with basic maintenance.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Missed it by that much. . .
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“I’d hate to blow my brains out, then see they found something.” —Boris, “Love and Death”
ferddo over 3 years ago
That newspaper must not be talking about itself, since printed media is almost dead…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
How about reanimating the newly dead?
Selena Terrazas Premium Member over 3 years ago
In my school days I was convinced the universe would end on a Friday to make me miss the weekend.