I wish Congress would retract the stuff they did not read, in the bills they pass? Darn I wish wish they would read any of it. I think Congress must be “illiterate.”
I love it when a celebrity says something stupid on one of the social media platforms, and ignites a huge backlash. Then comes the PR-written “apology” that we all know said celebrity couldn’t have written, and doesn’t really mean.
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
If only. Any retraction is fine print deep inside the paper.
wjones over 3 years ago
Retraction is printing the news then saying I didn’t print it.
Gent over 3 years ago
The Daily “Oh whoops, we gots caught publishing fake news.”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Retraction instead of just action? I consider that to be fake news!
blakerl over 3 years ago
I wish Congress would retract the stuff they did not read, in the bills they pass? Darn I wish wish they would read any of it. I think Congress must be “illiterate.”
paranormal over 3 years ago
The Daily Retraction must be years behind schedule…
ttom2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
This sounds like the Washington Post, or the New York Times.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
The Daily Retraction is printed on a business card.
Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love it when a celebrity says something stupid on one of the social media platforms, and ignites a huge backlash. Then comes the PR-written “apology” that we all know said celebrity couldn’t have written, and doesn’t really mean.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
I think Ziggy’s newspaper topic would be called The Daily Rejection
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
That’s the problem with printed news, you can’t deny it.
constantine48 over 3 years ago
“Retract-o… the retraction al-pac-a…”