Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2021

The population sure won’t suffer from constipation. BTW, no plantains on the plantation?

Something is rotten on the island, and it ain’t the bananas!!!

She seemed pretty quick with that response. She’s either been practicing, or it’s not the first time someone has brought it up.

Who’s bothering you, Purdy? Magilla Gorilla?

Is it me, or does Purdy bears a resemblance to Breezy?

Diversify – also grow cherry trees, grow pineapples, and some cacao plants (for chocolate) and then you have the fixings for banana splits. Then all you need is a way to make ice cream – and you’ll have another monopoly,

Having a banana plantation as the main economic engine probably was not a choice. The island may not have any other resources.

So RJ’s first solo adventure is to save a banana plantation from a villain who has gone bananas?

Oh, and sorry it’s been a while. I had my first vaccine shot yesterday.

KA-BANANAS!

A banana plantation? Sounds like a real monkey business.

ka-fruity

That’s…

…ka-nanas!

Let’s back up a day, Another Haywire on the island? Dutch?