Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 12, 2021

Just wait til he replaces that fig leaf with mistletoe.

Pants?

Wait, Eve was ‘fabricated’ from Adam’s rib. McRib a tie-in?

We all know that if you take some luncheon ham and heat it up with some good barbecue sauce (Stubbs), slap on a dill pickle slice, a few sliced onions and clamp it in a bun you got a McRib and at 1/4 of the price, anytime. Even Eve knew that before the apple.

Thus was a cruel prank born in the mind of the devious serpent.

Better case scenario.

A ribwich in the hand is worth two…uh, never mind.

Only available for a limited time.

… and once you’re hooked …

The look on Ralph’s face is all one needs to see his point of view.

The look on the snake second panel just about sums it up!

So far , the serpent is out of business…..

McRib is the only item I buy at McD’s. Then I stop at Burger King for some fries to go with it.

Given the modesty requiring a fig leaf.. this must have happened after the apple incident.

“How about an apple?”

“No, thanks! Have you tasted this stuff?”

I’m thinking the snake makes the offer – more savory than an apple.

Babes! We’re missing hot babes! Oh Lordy.

This is as close as I’ve ever been to a McRib.

Something is STILL MISS-ing …! (fries?)

Leaf held in place courtesy of man-glue.

NO, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE RIB IS FOR! Oh drats!

I see what you did there. Subtle!!

Extruded, pressed, meat blend paste. No ribs involved.

So let me get this one here! That makes me think that Adam became the first one to “Take care of his better half”? (Half a rack then !)