Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 28, 2021

interesting theory, Petey

If sporting equipment could play without human interference, would anybody watch?

Well, maybe, just kinda leave mankind free to avoid soccer entirely…

See, this is why it’s called Football.

I think Petey will get his kicks out of this!

It would look like a spectre sport, rather than a spectator sport…

Too funny.

Convoluted reasoning but if it gets you where you want to go……..

Would make a good, campy sci-fi movie! Invasion of the feet snatchers!

I’m not sure that’s how it works, Petey…

Robo Sports. I’d watch.

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Mysterious valves and bladders and vents? Are you sure these are shoes and not some sort of marine life you found washed up on the beach?

Jimmy Neutron built some so that his badly playing team could win.

just say no – to sports

If they have both bladders and vents, he had better not feed them…

It’s just a matter of time.

Petey actually looks pretty good in his soccer uniform! (Which of course does not mean he will perform well.)

Along with Petey, I hate it when articles of clothing become too technologically advanced for ordinary wearers….

Yay indeed (thanks for moral support, Alice). When the solitaire program gets impatient and offers me hints, I want to say, Fine—play it yourself, know-it-all. Really, I don’t know why I’m involved.

That just so they get you to pay more money for something you think actually helps you.