Get the bird a "beak"er of water.
A 500 pound parrot says,‘Polly wants a cracker,NOW’.
I’m surprised Polly didn’t get cancelled for calling him a cracker.
Hmmm, wonder what parrot tastes like!!!
Those online psychology courses Polly has been taking may yet be the death of her.
Suggestions for Next time: Don’t nag. Just don’t be annoying.
Nail it to the perch and sell it to John Cleese.
Parroting Adorno.
…and you’re such a lard-butt I doubt you have the energy to walk into the kitchen where we keep the crackers!
Polly seems to be firing on owl cylinders.
When my daughter was young, I told her to go up to her teacher and say:
I know what a cow says: moo!
I know what a horse says: neigh!
I know what a 500 pound gorilla says: me want banana. NOW!
Just wait until Polly starts being passive-aggressive…
Crackers are so yesterday, I want fruit and nuts, and a little vitamin water would be nice.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
Get the bird a "beak"er of water.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
A 500 pound parrot says,‘Polly wants a cracker,NOW’.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
I’m surprised Polly didn’t get cancelled for calling him a cracker.
STEPUP almost 4 years ago
Hmmm, wonder what parrot tastes like!!!
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Those online psychology courses Polly has been taking may yet be the death of her.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
Suggestions for Next time: Don’t nag. Just don’t be annoying.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nail it to the perch and sell it to John Cleese.
Herd of Turtles almost 4 years ago
Parroting Adorno.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…and you’re such a lard-butt I doubt you have the energy to walk into the kitchen where we keep the crackers!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Polly seems to be firing on owl cylinders.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
When my daughter was young, I told her to go up to her teacher and say:
I know what a cow says: moo!
I know what a horse says: neigh!
I know what a 500 pound gorilla says: me want banana. NOW!
cuteswan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just wait until Polly starts being passive-aggressive…
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Crackers are so yesterday, I want fruit and nuts, and a little vitamin water would be nice.