Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 17, 2021

Yeah, REAL close.

Might work if the venue is a stadium and the servers are hot dog and beer vendors. Or she can post a picture of a dinner and tell everyone to enjoy.

Make it a virtual dinner and put on a baking show. You’ll be famous. It’s never been done before, too.

It’s OK. Her boyfriend is some guy named Jesus.

Better get to rattling some pots and pans!

Have fun……

There’s a big difference between Eric Close friends and a Minnesota Gopher Close 1……

I think HEELBook would be the bodily opposite of FACEBOOK.

I might as sign up on HEELBOOK.

Sounds like a Ballard Street block party!

I hope she told them it was a pot-luck dinner.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Maybe you could use the 7,000 person guest list from the wedding that was called off last spring.