If the Pope uses Charmin, does he have to crap in the woods? And if he gets (blue) crabs, then why the hell isn’t he on the Patuxent River using chicken necks on a string to catch them? Hey, that’s always how I caught ’em when I grew up in Southern Maryland.
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well…there is genital lice gazpacho.
Dr. Quatermass over 3 years ago
If the Pope uses Charmin, does he have to crap in the woods? And if he gets (blue) crabs, then why the hell isn’t he on the Patuxent River using chicken necks on a string to catch them? Hey, that’s always how I caught ’em when I grew up in Southern Maryland.
Ninette over 3 years ago
There has never been a Mr. Whipple/Crab Lice scandal. I bet he’s never squeezed a Five-Dollar-Foot-Long, either.
~ Gelato-33
phritzg Premium Member over 3 years ago
The product needs different versions to appeal to every possible niche market. How about a Gentile Gentle Genital Lice Shampoo?
ElwoodP over 3 years ago
Is a bear Catholic?
ArtieEl over 3 years ago
My local shops can’t keep this in stock. Apparently it can be used to treat COVID-19.
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
Isn’t there an important difference between “crabs” and “crab”?
Gent over 3 years ago
Yikes. This so unbearable!
ElwoodP over 3 years ago
I got crabs at Mariscos Mexicana