The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 16, 2021

They also have a restaurant, so you can eat and get gas.

Giant car? mini gas station, forced perspective

Well if the guy behind him misses the turnoff, he may have to do a gas trick bypass.

If he farts in his wallet, then he’ll have gas money.

Jumping Jack Flash, it’s a gas, gas, gas!

is he passing gas at high speed…?

Talking on the phone while driving is a big no no. Don’t do it folks.

I think the car is passing gas too. Isn’t that a toot coming from the tailpipe?

That gag does´nt work in the UK, we call it petrol.

Filling! Nothing more than Filling.

Sounds like the friend has already had his fill of bad jokes.

I was driving down the interstate and went around a tanker truck carrying gasoline. Yes, I passed gas on the highway.

We’ll air out our differences later.

Better methane you.

Well if the little read warning light isn’t on, you’ll make it…according to my kids.

LAST CHANCE TEXACO. I LOVE RICKIE LEE JONES.

“I need a filling station!”

There’s a dental clinic half-a-mile ahead of you, on the right.

Is that Beavis or Butthead in the car?

Now that is what I call a “nerd car!” Can’t tell if that is the rear or the front!