Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 28, 2021

No…..a linguist.

Loon has always had charisma. Just saves it for special occasions.

Is there a cure?

He just fishing for something. What he is fishing for, I don’t know. But he is a Loon, so he is fishing for something.

Isn’t that a brand of toilet paper?

I received my copy of Charisma in the mail yesterday!!!

He’s got keratosis an’ he don’t know what to do . . .

I thought Charisma was the drug you take for psoriasis.

Charisma Carpenter?

(Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series)

He’s always been a little flaky.

It’s not a skin affliction…it’s a social disease.

Just get some Absorbene Junior…

“This ointment should clear it right up.”

Loon actually has charisn’tma (thank you, Terry Pratchett).

You can see a dermatologist, Loon. Just be aware that you shouldn’t take any prescription they give you if you might have an allergy to it.

Never be taken in by charisma. Do you know who has the most personal charisma? People who have to make a whole new set of friends every six months. Think about why that might be.

Dang. All I’ve got is charisn’tma.