One security question I frequently encounter is “What is the name of your oldest niece?” I give what used to be the correct answer before the sex change operation.
It’s late in the evening He’s wondering what clothes to wear He puts on her make up And brushes his spare blonde hair And then he asks me, “Do I look alright?” And I say, “Yes, you look wonderful tonight”
I had a friend who lost his shirt, literally, and borrowed a mini-skirt dress from a female friend to wear back to the base. He was tall enough that it just looked like a very bad fashion statement. But you can bet we never let him live it down.
finkd over 3 years ago
Too bad for you – it’s Ladies Night.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
One security question I frequently encounter is “What is the name of your oldest niece?” I give what used to be the correct answer before the sex change operation.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
With a fruit hat (Carmen Miranda docet) you could be a gorgeous drag queen.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
So he slipped out in a slip.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
It’s late in the evening He’s wondering what clothes to wear He puts on her make up And brushes his spare blonde hair And then he asks me, “Do I look alright?” And I say, “Yes, you look wonderful tonight”
garcoa over 3 years ago
Bubba over there wants to buy you a drink.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
That pink dress might just get you that section 8
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy! But he DID go out …..
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Klinger! You’re still around??
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Looks like her plan didn’t work well at all.
phredturner over 3 years ago
If you go to the right kind of bar nobody will notice
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh? How did you a dress the problem?
sandpiper over 3 years ago
The color does something for your eyes. They’ll soon be the same color.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
And he had to ride the lawn mower to get there.
J Short over 3 years ago
Good news is, he won’t have to pay for a drink all night.
rshive over 3 years ago
And you just had to have that beer.
bobpeters61 over 3 years ago
Sharon tried that with Ozzy once in San Antonio. He got banned from performing in Texas for peeing on the Alamo.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Life’s such a drag!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Geez, put a bra on!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And suddenly, the place filled with long-shore men and the place got deathly quiet…
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
So she thought or he so thought or whatever….
paranormal over 3 years ago
Anyway that looks gorgeous on you!
vacman over 3 years ago
Lacy things the wife is missin’Didn’t ask her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes, her silk panty hose,Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
“What’s a guy … er, gal gotta do you to get a drink around here?”
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
He’s putting one over someone, either the bartender or his wife.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
On the up side, you shouldn’t have a problem with people keeping their distance.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
He made up that excuse. He didn’t want to admit that he didn’t know what they meant by a “dress code”.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
I’m not sure he has the right figure to pull off that look.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
I had a friend who lost his shirt, literally, and borrowed a mini-skirt dress from a female friend to wear back to the base. He was tall enough that it just looked like a very bad fashion statement. But you can bet we never let him live it down.
donut reply over 3 years ago
Fellow walked into the bar I was at and proudly announced his wife hid his shoes so he wouldn’t go out. He was in his socks,