Herman by Jim Unger for April 24, 2021

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    finkd  over 3 years ago

    Too bad for you – it’s Ladies Night.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    One security question I frequently encounter is “What is the name of your oldest niece?” I give what used to be the correct answer before the sex change operation.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With a fruit hat (Carmen Miranda docet) you could be a gorgeous drag queen.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    So he slipped out in a slip.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    It’s late in the evening He’s wondering what clothes to wear He puts on her make up And brushes his spare blonde hair And then he asks me, “Do I look alright?” And I say, “Yes, you look wonderful tonight”

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    Bubba over there wants to buy you a drink.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That pink dress might just get you that section 8

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Oy! But he DID go out …..

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    Klinger! You’re still around??

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    monya_43  over 3 years ago

    Looks like her plan didn’t work well at all.

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    phredturner  over 3 years ago

    If you go to the right kind of bar nobody will notice

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh? How did you a dress the problem?

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    The color does something for your eyes. They’ll soon be the same color.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    And he had to ride the lawn mower to get there.

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Good news is, he won’t have to pay for a drink all night.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    And you just had to have that beer.

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    bobpeters61  over 3 years ago

    Sharon tried that with Ozzy once in San Antonio. He got banned from performing in Texas for peeing on the Alamo.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Life’s such a drag!

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    Geez, put a bra on!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And suddenly, the place filled with long-shore men and the place got deathly quiet…

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    So she thought or he so thought or whatever….

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Anyway that looks gorgeous on you!

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    vacman  over 3 years ago

    Lacy things the wife is missin’Didn’t ask her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes, her silk panty hose,Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    “What’s a guy … er, gal gotta do you to get a drink around here?”

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    He’s putting one over someone, either the bartender or his wife.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    On the up side, you shouldn’t have a problem with people keeping their distance.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    He made up that excuse. He didn’t want to admit that he didn’t know what they meant by a “dress code”.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    I’m not sure he has the right figure to pull off that look.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    I had a friend who lost his shirt, literally, and borrowed a mini-skirt dress from a female friend to wear back to the base. He was tall enough that it just looked like a very bad fashion statement. But you can bet we never let him live it down.

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    donut reply  over 3 years ago

    Fellow walked into the bar I was at and proudly announced his wife hid his shoes so he wouldn’t go out. He was in his socks,

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