Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 17, 2021

Gives a new meaning to ‘GrubHub’.

Booze Hub. Or in Arlo’s case: Hubba, hubba!

Technology has many wonderful rewards.

It certainly appears to have made Janis sit up and take notice.

[Groucho eyebrow waggle]

It was not the new app, It was how you installed it.

The FetchAHubby app is brought to you by WhazApp! the company that gave you AppSet and other useless stuff! Order options for FetchAHubby include Mint Julep, Mai Tai, Pina Colada, Sex On The Beach, and ten other favorites.

Coming soon, FarFetched for when hubby’s outside the home.

Remember To Fetch Responsibly

My wife uses YELP! to call me…

Arlo doesn’t care how he’s beckoned. If he’s invited into Janis’ bath, it’s all good.

I want that app they are using…waiter?

It looks like contactless delivery hasn’t caught on in this household!

Tub dash.

Next he’ll be delivering the bowl of uncooked rice. Perhaps too obscure? The signal will be a screamed profanity.

Is it a bring me wine app. Or just photo sharing?

Yet, some people think this is dirty. :-0

CabanaCortana?

No one makes apps for KaiOS.

Things are copacetic with Arlo and Janis, that is a beautiful thing!

Bath Ping? Wine On Demand? Rushin’ Rose?

Maybe SOME PEOPLE are jealous of Arlo & Janis.

might I wash your back while I’m here, dear????

An app that has husbands do their wives bidding? {cuts internet cable to the house}

Computers and the Internet were invented to make life better for humans. This is app would be a perfect birthday gift for my wife. Where can I get it? I am tired of that damn little bell.(jk)

The Arlo App.

And as he leaves he says to himself, “I’ll tell he later that he camera was on”.

They have a delightful relationship:)

What’s it called? i nipple?

PW.