Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 09, 2021

What a lovely picture of a pig mooing.

After 1500 or so of them, she oughta be used to birthdays.

Broomie, consider the alternative.

Would you rather have more birthdays or one funeral?

Why do people complain about having birthdays? It’ll be worse when you’re no longer having any.

Happy Birthday Broomie—now go zap somebody. (Just not me)

Consider the alternative …

After 1200 you stop counting!

It’s Grossie’s birthday over at Crock today too! If only there was another gift-giving occasion going on today…

Was Broomhilda born on Mother’s Day, or is that just a coincidence?

she cried in reaction while some others would just SCREAM IN DENIAL!

Having a birthday should be a good thing, at 76 it would be nice to be able to count on ~20 more with enough lung capacity to blow out the candles.. and enough brains to count them.

Could you imagine her celebrating Mother’s Day because she has children? You’d think she’d have been a mother sometime in the last 1500 years.

At what age does a 1,500 year old witch go through menopause ? Is she stuck at 1,500 ?

Maybe she’d feel better if they called ’em anniversaries.

Just think!!!!!! there are people in this world right now who know they won’t live to see another birthday. enjoy it when your special day arrives!

I only had one birthday; the rest are anniversaries!

You forgot today is mother’s day

Broomie, you should be proud of your age, whatever it really is (much more than a mere “1500 years,” I’m sure).

I have yet to hear anyone complain that they’ve stopped having birthdays.