Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 22, 2021

She thinks that Season 8 and 9 of Pastel Unicorns are just as good as the previous seasons, but is afraid of the Quibbling that Marigold will give her?

I’m more a Dijon mustard kind of guy.

I didn’t really like Finding Nemo.

I’ve always thought that Ranch dressing was entirely overrated. But then I do like blue cheese dressing as well as “vinaigrette” (though I prefer “lemonjuice-ette”). And for dipping fries, my fave is tartar sauce.

You hide your true feelings admirably well, Phoebe! :D

GASP! How did you ever keep that secret?!

I actually like ranch dressing

a good blue cheese is better than any ranch dressing!

Ranch…ugh!

I like only the fancy stuff.

avocado ranch, please.

Your not much interesting without marigold lure her in with whatever foods she likes (no offense)

I’m so-so on blue cheese I love it on buffalo wings (spicy ones) but I don’t really like it plain (on salad).

Ranch dip (the same seasonings, but mixed into sour cream) is great as a dip or a sandwich spread. Ranch dressing . . . feh!

I’ll say they’ve been best friends a really long time. Nine years to this day! And Phoebe is only nine years old!

Happy birthday, Phoebe and Her Unicorn!

Thicken up a batch of Ranch Dressing and you have a pretty good dip for many things.

I separate 2 and 3 layer tissues so they last longer.

I hate Ranch dressing. And sour cream.

Ranch dressing? Confusion

5th panel: But clearly, my unicorn friend prefers sriracha(picture of Marigold happily munching her sriracha laden front lawn)