The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 24, 2021

From here to eternally…..

The tribulations of a Cubs fan.

If you want to live your life with serenity don’t cheer for any team.

True fans love their team no matter what. End of story.

What’s with Gladys and the our team “bit?!”

Stick with your team. I know a team that went from last place to win the world series.

It’s not like he is going to give watching his team and take up PBS dramas, instead.

I don’t watch sports. It’s better for me if I spend my Sunday afternoons reading books (not to mention it’s a whole HECKUVA lot easier on my blood pressure ;D).

When you are involved with fantasy sports, you root for many different teams…..

it’s an excuse to sit on a comfy chair and watch tv, what more could you ask for.

Heck, even the Pirates are in 3rd place!!

Fair weather fan, Thorny? I can’t believe it!

….at least for a couple of weeks. After that no eternal spring!

I’ve been there on many occasions with different teams in different sports. Take hope my friend; there will always be next year…….

Indians folks, you given up yet! Still can’t beat the Yankees!

You don’t need to be a Born Loser to be perennially frustrated by your teams. As a Cleveland Indians and Browns and Columbus Blue Jackets fan only my Buckeyes have given me rays of sunshine every so often.

More like hope springs infernal…

Oh….that’s so sweet.

It stands to reason the born loser would have a loser team, kinda kindred spirits.

Wow…..I didn’t know Art and Chip were Cleveland Indian Fans……..Our Motto… ’ Still Waiting Since 1948…’’ ( ARRRG…)

Is he a Leafs fan? cries in Maple Leafs

Hey, The Indians are only 2 games under 500. Cheer up Brutus. Plenty of Ball left!

A smart sports fan always roots for a losing team; it’s good for his emotional and mental health. A fool roots for winners.

If your team loses, it’s no big deal; they’re losers so are expected to lose. If the team wins it’s party time. Thank Zeus for the old Washington Senators; those losers are solely missed.

But if you must root for winners like the Yankees or Patriots, you will be miserable when they lose because winners are not expected to lose. If they win, its a nothing accomplishment because winners are always expected to win.

Fans in Detroit were the healthiest in the world last year because of the combined efforts of the Lions and Tigers. Keep your fans emotionally and mentally healthy guys with your “good work.” Or should that be “good failure?”

Nobody’s seen half the season yet.

Well the Indians are up a game over my Twins.

Take up fishing. You can eat what you catch and lie about what you don’t. And you never know what you gonna get.