Careful, or he’ll sic his cousin the falcon (see Ripley’s from yesterday) on you!
He’s been reading your tweets.
He’s trapped in a parrot talks.
Get your life together! Get your life together! Squawwwk!
His bird has been hanging out with his mom.
One of Mitch Hedberg’s lines was that he bought a parrot that talked but it never said, “I’m hungry” so it died.
Look, my species has a very long life, and I don’t think I can bear spending all that time watching you waste yours.
Parrots all over the world have learned to say “Hey, Siri”
It IS that obvious……
Parrots, like all birds are amazingly smart. He should listen to him.
Toucan play at that game.
Teach it. Live it. Just do it!
Your Mom did that! You know she’s Jewish and the parrot is a convert…
I’ve never understood how “together” could apply to a single individual.
November 07, 2013
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Careful, or he’ll sic his cousin the falcon (see Ripley’s from yesterday) on you!
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
He’s been reading your tweets.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
He’s trapped in a parrot talks.
Auntie Socialist almost 4 years ago
Get your life together! Get your life together! Squawwwk!
ChristineMurphy almost 4 years ago
His bird has been hanging out with his mom.
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
One of Mitch Hedberg’s lines was that he bought a parrot that talked but it never said, “I’m hungry” so it died.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Look, my species has a very long life, and I don’t think I can bear spending all that time watching you waste yours.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Parrots all over the world have learned to say “Hey, Siri”
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
It IS that obvious……
paulscon almost 4 years ago
Parrots, like all birds are amazingly smart. He should listen to him.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Toucan play at that game.
DondiDoo almost 4 years ago
Teach it. Live it. Just do it!
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Your Mom did that! You know she’s Jewish and the parrot is a convert…
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
I’ve never understood how “together” could apply to a single individual.