Close to Home by John McPherson for April 21, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dachshund with a Palomino? A Weiner Horse. Of course, of course.

For hire at weddings!!

Nope, that there is Chester Longbottom’s horse.

Where can I get get one of those?

Maybe it’s prom night?

Actually, there is a breed of cattle named Limousine

Someone famous is in town and he’s looking out the window!

OMG, it’s the Horse Back of Notre Dame!

It’s someone who is long in the saddle.

I would wanna sit up front or back. The middle seating would probably sag.

…shudder. Horses are mean and sneaky. They’re “Dangerous at both ends and tricky in the middle.” That there is just more room for “tricks”. …humm.

Tandem horse. The guy always gets the front seat to be in charge of reins.

There sure are a lot of clever hombres horsing around here today.

So this horse walks into a bar… nah!

So these two cowboys walk-up to a saloon… nope!

So a weird yellow alien bug-looking thing was peeking out a window… eh, it’s been done!

I’m out!

Where are the saddles?

That could be Bill ‘Big Butt’ Hiccup.

Hmm seems like a dachshund and a horse have been messin around….

I think this cartoon is a bit of a stretch.