Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 01, 2021

OK. But we knew that.

I think it’s a ploy to confuse liberals. Where’s the willy. Aha! A new gender. Right this way sir and we’ve got lawyers and benefits and…what did you say you are?

Anyone else reads Shakespug’s with the voice of Nibbler from Futurama?

Shakespug’s real answer to Rob’s question is “Depends”,

but the slings and arrows of outrageous modesty forbids him to respond with such truthiness!

Suggest you jettison Shakespug soon, Rob! That rubber glove could rupture @ anytime!

A Henry V reference, perhaps?

How about a Beatles reference: ‘All you need is glove’.

Out, damn Spot! Out!

“Pants by any other name, would suit the fit, or fit the suit”

Just what that house needs. Another nut job!

Be forewarned, Pug. With the coming of the Bucky, your dogma will succumb to his catma.

“Why are you wearing a rubber glove?”

“Because they don’t make cattyhose in my size.”

It’s bestial because you’re a dog.

“There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy.”

“To pee or not to pee, which is never in question…”

(˘ᴥ˘) “Ahhh…”

Shakespug aspires to greater heights. He should first seek a more discerning audience.

Hoo boy……..

Me thinks he ought haveth some Depends.