Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 22, 2021

Pizza; You lucked out there.

Never give in to the media!!! Eat all you want! Ironically I eat a lot but still am the skinniest person I know!

Never give up! Never surrender!

Pizza! Every now and the ? Thirty one years ago you could not order pizza on the internet. It was mid December, I called (phones were used explicitly for making calls back then) to place an order and have it delivered. The guy on the other line asked for my number which I provided… he gasps then exclaims “ wow, this hour 50th pizza this year”. I asked him if that meant this was free? He said no. I told him to just give me the same pizza on his screen. Medium Super Supreme, add jalapeños, thin crust. I don’t do this anymore. There are better pizza places now! Thank you Lord! It my frequency is down to less than once a month…

Leftoverkill.

Is the black suppose to be the sauce?

Today’s strip is totally preposterous. There is “No Way” that Arlo would have forgotten there was a left-over pizza slice in the fridge.

So Arlo has found pizza mind at last.

He struck gold that time.

I eat my peas with honey. I’ve done it all my life. It does taste kind of funny, but it keeps them on my knife.

but…. how OLD is that pizza ?

Lazy? My, oh my.

Did you forget where you hid it?

In my house, there is no leftover pizza!

I thought he found it in the trash, at first, but he’s just throwing away the “wrapper”…

can’t tell if that’s pizza or a slice of cherry pie.

Pizza…Nature’s most perfect food.

Just make express pea salad. To peas, add shredded cheese, sweet relish, sliced eggs and salad dressing. Stir well and chill. Delicious!!!

Never give up, never surrender!

I’ve heard rumours of that kind of thing happening, but I’ve never seen it in real life. Sheesh, comics are so fake! Pfft.. leftover pizza. What’ll they come up with next?

Just for the record-I order left over pizza-you know, I order more that there is any possibility of eating.