“The good news is that your lifelong irrational phobia of dentists will go away this week. The bad news is that it will be replaced by an entirely rational, wholly justified fear of dentists.” —The Onion horrorscope
How Extreme are you willing to go, Monty? For instance, you could go and provoke the Big Neighborhood Bully and get your teeth knocked out, thus overriding the regular dentist’s appointment….
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
You don’t often see “gotta” followed by a noun.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looming Dread would make a good name for a rock band.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
Monty needs to man up! There are a lot of things more painful then a trip to the Dentist.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have a physical today and get to hear how I eat too much and don’t exercise.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
The proper time for a dentist appointment is 2:30 (tooth hurty)
TrudyQ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or, book it first thing in the morning
kartis over 3 years ago
It’s distracted us :-)
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just watch a few clips of Bill Murray visiting the dentist on “Little Shop of Horrors”…or not.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
“The good news is that your lifelong irrational phobia of dentists will go away this week. The bad news is that it will be replaced by an entirely rational, wholly justified fear of dentists.” —The Onion horrorscope
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
How Extreme are you willing to go, Monty? For instance, you could go and provoke the Big Neighborhood Bully and get your teeth knocked out, thus overriding the regular dentist’s appointment….
Sharkybill over 2 years ago
Oh, go ahead to the dentist, maybe the nurse will be a knockout!