Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 30, 2021

Which bone will he break?

ADAM: Fun dad.

If it helps, imagine that you’re escaping from the secret volcano lair and that the floor is lava.

Parkour your butt down son and let me explain…

Other kids would love to jump on the furniture.

About his age I lived in a house with a decorative ledge that ran almost completely around the house

I used that ledge to practice the secret agent move of carefully moving across a narrow ledge on the side of a skyscraper

The ledge was less than a foot off the ground

Parkour!

Where is Annette?

Hammie will be happy to teach Parkour. And to get fired up, watch the opening sequence of Casino Royale.

Actually, the kid is getting more spy like every day. Stay careful. Stay low. Do nothing to bring attention to yourself. Observe everything. Report everything. Omit nothing. Die when we’re done with you.

sounds like Clayton is being more the grown-up during this portion of the spy training. Adam better hope Laura doesn’t come home during this exercise.

I’ve been thinking about this would you rather have the power to look like anyone, or be super fast and agile?

I think Adam is just using his kid as a distraction toward his LACK OF WRITING!

Clayton, don’t forget your helmet and knee and elbow pads. All the spies use them.

This will become one of the best memories they both will share……

I see Clayton getting a cast on leg signed in the near future.

Do it like your life depended on it.

I once jumped off a couch and broke my tibia and fibia.

Not something I see a parent suggesting.

No, spies never have to jump from building to building.

Where was this advice when I was a kid. All I got was “Don’t jump on the furniture”

Adam is such a good dad. He always goes along with the kids’ wild imagination.

Uh, furniture moves .