Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2021

good luck, Andy, on finding a doctor who does know what he’s talking about

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s opinion of the new Doctor is unflattering but in some cases I have found it to be correct :o) some of my best friends are Doctors ,but the worst are the ones that don’t speak or understand the patient’s language or English , my avatar today is Sleepy from Walt Disney’s Snow White and the seven hight challenged men , because that’s how I feel after being awake since 11 PM and could not get back to sleep :o{, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be calm I hope we have no shopping or errands to run, we are both in a good mood and this afternoon I’ll be having my revised fav nosh , meanwhile I am doing my exercises index finger pressing of computer mouse and all ten fingers on keyboard :o) keep safe and thanks for for caring no wire loose young Lady.

Speaking of doctors without a clue, my last doctor wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. He asked me when my birthday is so I answered, “20 November”. Then he asked me, “What year?” My response was, “Every year!”

Andy needs to see Dr. Nick Rivera from the Simpsons. He’ll tell him what he wants to hear.

Andy doesn’t know much, either….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-30th-april-2021-23990088

Andy truly believes that beer is the elixir of life. No, wait, I thought that was Whiskey. No, wait, maybe it Mead. A gift from the Old Gods of Mt. Olympus.

The Doc missed the “Drinking Heavily” part.

or who he’s talking to

You can’t argue with success, doctor.

He hasn’t got a clue what he’s talking about…….get me a pint Chalkie!!

Somebody once told me if I quit smoking, I’d live ten years longer. I asked him how I’d ever know.

At least he’s not morbidly obese and smoking like my mom’s neurologist, who advised her to live healthier.

That there Doc’s still wet behind the ears!

I have something I loosely call the rule of 80 – if you have reached 80, whatever you’ve been doing can’t be all bad because you made it that far, so I’m certainly not going to presume to tell you what to do. That number floats.

You just don’t want to hear it, Mr Capp.

There is a difference.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I have the upmost respect for our doctors, nurses and paramedics. They don’t deserve all the abuse they can get. Anybody who assaults one of these professionals should be refused treatment.

My day was pretty good. I took a garden shot earlier on today which I’m rather proud of. I haven’t been staying up all night lately as I’ve been getting tired earlier. So I have not been awake for the turnover. Otherwise I’d post it for all to see.

If anybody would like me to send it to them privately then I will.

My Dad got his 2nd COVID vaccine today so he is now fully vaccinated. My Mum is getting hers on the 8th I believe.

Enjoy your favourite nosh, pal. Stay safe, stay well and stay happy. See you after the weekend.

Andy would rather have the doctor say he should drink MORE booze.