Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2021

Wonder where he got the money to pay for the billboard ad.

Bathroom walls haven’t been invented yet.

Looks like Bung went hole out! Hey ‘bung’, put a cork in it.

Just a subtle message to those who may care.

Marketing.

Old red eyes is back…..

My personal iconcocavan11 less than a minute ago

Bung’s billboard needs a ? after “mingle.” Were there no copy editors 1½ millennia ago?

I don’t know…that picture in the ad may scare away those Bung is trying to attract!

Well, no one ever called Rod livious

Since phones haven’t been invented I presume “Call Bung” just means yelling “Hey, Bung!” at top of your lungs and hoping he hears it.

We’ll see how long this lasts….hiccup

I never really thought about it but I wonder if the court jester would be considered a “catch”. I mean, he’s right in the middle of the royal court and probably eats well.

You are only now recognizing Rod’s cluelessness?

Ladies, I think you’d be better off dating a literal dumpster fire.

Something something Bung whole something.

What happened? He got sober enough to make a sign?

Who could afford to date him? He drinks like a fish!

Pitiful.

Put the chasing white lights around the perimeter and try again.

Reminds me of the famous “Angelyne” billboards in Los Angeles. Worked for her. She got a whole career out of it.

He must be desperate for a date

Subtle.