Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 25, 2021

Try not to get bucked off Rodney hahaha

There’s a coin operated horse machine in a Wal-Mart in Loves Park, Illinois that plays the theme song to Bonanza while kids ride it.

Never got a chance to try one of those. My parents saw it as a waste of money. Also my grandparents had a farm with real horses.

Spurs would not be helpful if this was a real dragon.

Sir Rodney better watch that saddle horn or he’ll the first Dragon Queen.

Sir Rodney of Pern?

As they say, practice makes perfect, right?

The most genius place to hide a real dragon…..

Well, every Boot Camp starts with a Day 1.

A Red Wizard of ID Henry?

Practice makes perfect.. you will make the ID domain proud

Go for it Rodney, you can do it! As for myself, I think I will avoid the dragons. Well except for the SpaceX Dragon spacecraft, I want to ride that dragon.

Next step is the one in the bar.

I thought he was going to say he was going to do laundry…

Speaking of Dragonriders:

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/images/375373

To make Rod really comfortable, the ride needs to go backwards!

He should still be careful, or he could end up like the woman in this joke:

https://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/misc-jokes/an-antartian-decides-to-try-horseback-riding-even-thou-06151eaf-1fd5

FYI: An “Antartian” is the site’s way to make idiot jokes without using any particular race or nationality. They have no problems with blonde jokes, though.

Rodney would freak out on Pern.

All that stuff will just make the fall harder. He’ll probably gore himself with the spurs (they don’t tell you about that in the Westerns.)

Rodney: For next time- you should see how it bucks when you put a quarter in!

The advanced course must be Henry

this is from days ago. did something happen?

yes one step at a time