The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 29, 2021

One way to turn the tables.

Too bad. No refunds.

I’ll wait for the “Flashback 60’s” flight and bring my own 45’s!

Rory needs to go farther back in time, to the 50’s and 60’s…..! There’s nothing like ROCK-N-ROLL!

FROGS GOT FROS!

(With apologies to Hart)

Excuse me Captain. Are your stewardesses topless?

No sir. They must wear hats!

- with apologies to Hudson and Landry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-WemyIbgJQ

“Fly Trans-Love Airways, gets you there on time!” – Jefferson Airplane

No scans, no TSA, no extra fees for bags, real food, real silverware, blankets, pillows, leg room, passengers who aren’t wearing pajamas or talking on cell phones, young cute stewardesses. But also you are flying in an enclosed ash tray with everywhere being the smoking section.

Don’t forget the chewing gum. It prevented your ears popping.

I just read where LPs outsold CDs in 2020. ‘course, I suppose that’s because no one is buying CDs, but still…

Yup… back then you would have had room enough for a record player on your lap.

Karl puts the fro in frog!

Hey, man. I’d take that flight.

i’ve got some cassettes. my 1999 V8 Dodge Dakota Sport has a cassette player in it so i play one every once in a while.

“And ahead in the 1983 foresight lines, you’ll see visions of Jay Cutler becoming a new captain in the battles near Midway field dressing rooms…”

Dusty Kleiss still gets honorable mention.

This one made me laugh out loud. Karl looks so funny!