Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 04, 2021

I told my doctor I kept dreaming I was a teepee, and the next night I was a lean-to. My doctor said I was too tents.

It surprises me the kids keep asking their dad questions.

Perfect. Now we’re going to get a long discourse on lie and lay again.

I can’t wait for his dissertation on tensile strength.

I’m glad he cleared that up. I was thinking it was “what comes after ‘tense’.” Like anxious, or fretful.

I could totally see my late father—an English instructor and a punster—saying this.

If you don’t, didn’t, or won’t know the answer, you can act like you do know now, did know in the past, or that you will know in the future.

Can’t wait for the explanation of pluperfect tense!

It’s not just on the internet where you have to go to a reliable source for answers.

I thought “past tense” was when you went from tense to “vibrating with anxiety.”

Past tense is hysterical!!!

What then is ahead tents?

That which causes future tense situations.

Oh, so close…..

The reason he’s so tense is that he’s in a subjunctive mood.

Past tense is when your father gets in big trouble with your mother…

I’m thinking my “past tense” is here to stay until things change in our country.