Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 08, 2021

I can’t believe you can even read.

Diplomas are becoming participation trophys now.

If we’re going to discuss the quality modern education, this is going to get l-o-o-o-n-g and messy.

It’s also having a go at the way some people talk to show off.

Duh?

I have a similar problem with most online news outlets. It’s tough to believe they got the facts straight when they don’t proof read the story to catch the errors in spelling and grammar.

I kant beleev you grajooaded!

somewon needs to pruf-reed the word bloons

How would you know?

Not a totally wasted education then.. the lad knows how to spell his name.. Be a great speech writer for trump.

The name is not misspelled; it’s not your diploma. You failed; you don’t get one.

What do you expect? It is from Trump University.

What! No emojis?

I Kan’t believe you earned your philosophy diploma.

He must have graduated from University of Hull: https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/university-hull-students-not-marked-5297705

I once had a friend in university who could not properly read his diploma. He was a fantastic football player and was there on a scholarship. He took the easiest courses possible, rarely attended classes and someone else wrote his exams. Anything for sports glory. It was accepted that as long as he played football, the faculty would make sure he graduated. I will not mention what his major was…besides girls, beer and sports.

Television Closed Caption is not from the script but Voice to Text with an Autocorrupt editor. It is becoming the new source of “There’s a bathroom on the right”.