Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 04, 2021

Aisle 18

“You’ll have to beat it out of me!!!”

You might as well untie me… I am not going to give you the website for chewy.com.

Actually for the dog to do all of that without the benefit of opposable thumbs is pretty impressive.

Why did “moist” dog food become “wet” dog food?

“Wet” implies that it’s wet only on the surface, whereas “moist” is throughout its texture.

Next he will be asking where is the can opener ;-)

It looks like someone isn’t messing around!

I don’t think he’s foolin’ — you’d better tell him!

Nice bit of knot tying there.

Go ahead and tell him. He’ll have to untie you to open the can for him!

Wet food pppsttt. Go for the lunch meat and leftover pizza.

It won’t just be cats going independent when the bark/meow-operated can opener is invented.

Check urine side straight outdoor section for wet food options.

My laugh-out-loud comic of the day. Thank you very much.

Ok, most of our pets wouldn’t resort to such tactics if they could. However, there are a few who might! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day!

How is gagging him going to help?

The human body is about 60% water is that wet enough for you?

Must be one of those Sicilian Terriers.