Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 04, 2021

Looks like something Cliff would come up with.

George Lucas is not amused!!

;-)

it not only cuts the Swiss Army cheese, it makes the holes.

Where’s the nail clipper?

Batteries are not included, they are sold separately.

The Swiss make good guns, too. Never take a Swiss light saber to a Swiss gunfight.

Just try using those scissors. Wear gloves.

No match for the Swiss Army photon Torpedo!

If only he knew which tool to use, how to use it, and when to use it.

If you’re not sure which tool to use, just start counting and …

… “Use the fourth.”

“The knife blade and the bottle opener are the only two that work. The rest are just there to pad out the lightsaber’s résumé.”

I hear lightsabers are a reflection of a person’s mindset. In the case of Brewster well, his is all over the map

That’s pretty Victorinoxious.

Your Swiss army lightsaber, and raise you a home-built sonic screwdriver.

Today is indeed May the Fourth. Wear your Star Wars clothes. Watch The Bad Batch.

Star Wars Day is May 25th when Star Wars will be 44 this year. (It’s also Towel Day, but that’s neither here nor there.)

Beware……tomorrow brings the revenge of the fifth. Or should it be revenge of the sixth the next day?

This video comes to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSylgBFi-I

How did Kylo Ren not have one of these?

Sith Army Knife

I want to see the toothpick in action.

I laughed out loud at this one.

When did May 4 become Star Wars day? And how did it come about? I’m too lazy to Luke it up. Thx.

Happy Star Wars Day!! May the Fourth be with you!

Good luck trying to use any of those additional tools. It won’t be pretty.

Where is the light saber tooth pick? Gotta have that and, of course, the tweezers.

I would say be careful with the nail file. Somebody could lose their right hand using that thing.

Mad put a similar multifunctional light saber on a cover of one their collection books but Brewster’s light saber has tools even Mad couldn’t come up with like a light file and corkscrew.