“You don’t know how hard it is to stop smoking.” / “Yes I do, it’s as hard as it is to start flossing.” —Mitch Hedberg
That dental patient not only doesn’t have any meat on his bones, he doesn’t have any skin either.
Mental floss?
Only a Zombie would have brain in his teeth…but why would he be at the dentist?
At the dentist? Clearly the zombie didn’t think this through.
“Abby somebody.”
A whole brain – caught in his throat – okay.
But stuck in his teeth – no way.
More like 1692!
1962 was when he broke up with his girlfriend, Flossie.
I think we’re going to have to do a root canal.
Ah – the only thing scarier than a zombie…
The brains in Spain are mainly served plain.
I can tell you don’t chew your food either.
No, No, don’t cut my Corpus Callosum or I might walk normal and be ousted by society.
Makes me feel better about my upcoming dental appointment…. I may not floss as much as I should but at least I’m not this guy
And his breath is a bit funky too. Mouthwash isn’t doing it’s job!
Brains.
I know you eat brains.
But CHEW your food.
This is a whole brain stuck in your teeth.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
“You don’t know how hard it is to stop smoking.” / “Yes I do, it’s as hard as it is to start flossing.” —Mitch Hedberg
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
That dental patient not only doesn’t have any meat on his bones, he doesn’t have any skin either.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mental floss?
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Only a Zombie would have brain in his teeth…but why would he be at the dentist?
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
At the dentist? Clearly the zombie didn’t think this through.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Abby somebody.”
Doug K over 3 years ago
A whole brain – caught in his throat – okay.
But stuck in his teeth – no way.
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
More like 1692!
gammaguy over 3 years ago
1962 was when he broke up with his girlfriend, Flossie.
stamps over 3 years ago
I think we’re going to have to do a root canal.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ah – the only thing scarier than a zombie…
Lablubber over 3 years ago
The brains in Spain are mainly served plain.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I can tell you don’t chew your food either.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
No, No, don’t cut my Corpus Callosum or I might walk normal and be ousted by society.
K M Brown Premium Member over 3 years ago
Makes me feel better about my upcoming dental appointment…. I may not floss as much as I should but at least I’m not this guy
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
And his breath is a bit funky too. Mouthwash isn’t doing it’s job!
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
Brains.
I know you eat brains.
But CHEW your food.
This is a whole brain stuck in your teeth.