The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 07, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “You don’t know how hard it is to stop smoking.” / “Yes I do, it’s as hard as it is to start flossing.” —Mitch Hedberg

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That dental patient not only doesn’t have any meat on his bones, he doesn’t have any skin either.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mental floss?

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Only a Zombie would have brain in his teeth…but why would he be at the dentist?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    At the dentist? Clearly the zombie didn’t think this through.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Abby somebody.”

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    A whole brain – caught in his throat – okay.

    But stuck in his teeth – no way.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    More like 1692!

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    1962 was when he broke up with his girlfriend, Flossie.

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    I think we’re going to have to do a root canal.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah – the only thing scarier than a zombie…

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    The brains in Spain are mainly served plain.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I can tell you don’t chew your food either.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    No, No, don’t cut my Corpus Callosum or I might walk normal and be ousted by society.

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    K M Brown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Makes me feel better about my upcoming dental appointment…. I may not floss as much as I should but at least I’m not this guy

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    And his breath is a bit funky too. Mouthwash isn’t doing it’s job!

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 3 years ago

    Brains.

    I know you eat brains.

    But CHEW your food.

    This is a whole brain stuck in your teeth.

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