Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 07, 2021

perhaps Andy was in some French pub and the barkeeper was named Jacques?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is so hung over that he is so disorientated that he he forgot where he was sozzled , I feel for Andy because I am a bit confused myself :o( my avatar today is Grumpy like I am because I have lost my wallet with my ID card , Driving license credit card +cash and cards with all my land line and our mobile phone numbers , how was your day? ours should be confusing because i keep looking all over our house because I could have lost it there keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

So sad and yet as with many drunks there is such a sweetness too…

Right! Gimme’ the same again.

Maybe he didn’t have friends in the pub who could pay him a drink, so he went to visit all the other pubs…

Don’t get hopping mad Andy. Some little grain of memory will ferment in that pickled brain of yours, and you might remember. But be of stout heart, someone will sooner or later tell you the bitter story of last night. And who was the nice porter who carried you home. You seem to barley remember Flo letting you in last night.

Jack must have missed tossing Andy out on his ear .

@Number Three Our Finally Friday sucks

You once again poisoned yourself with too much alcohol, Andy. Plain and simple.

Not something Jackie should be upset about.

Someone slipped Andy the old Mickey Finn?

As I mentioned on Sunday, there was an important by-election in Hartlepool yesterday. For the first time since it was established in 1974, the constituency of Hartlepool is no longer represented by a Labour candidate. This is unfortunate for the Daily Mirror which is the newspaper in which Andy was introduced to the world. Andy’s creator Reg Smythe would probably regret the loss of a Labour MP as well.

Start with the obvoius places first and work backwards.

Andy found a pub with a stronger brew but will probably never find it again.

Another thing that Andy didn’t remember.

Andy had a Back to the ’60s Night! I’m sure he had a good time.

Evidently he got into the bathtub gin …

Don’t worry Andy, I doubt anything happened that was worth remembering.

Am sure he was just at a tea party with Flo and had an out of body experience.

I’ve heard that Jack’s beer can be a little pricey. But it’s not like it’s Andy’s own money he’s spending…

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m so sorry to hear this, Affie. What a bloody nightmare. Have you notified your bank yet? I would do it ASAP.

I keep my debit card inside a zip pocket in my purse. So I am confident it will never get lost. Some people keep their bank cards in their phone cases. That’s rather risky but it’s up to them.

Please keep us updated, pal. I’m so sorry this has happened. I just hope some decent person will find it and hand it in somewhere.

Stay safe, stay well and try not to worry too much, pal. See you after the weekend.

been there, done that

The Hangover, Part 40. Coming soon…

been there done that.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, Andy.