Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 02, 2021

Wiz or Tim Taylor?

I’ll wait till someone has to unplug the clogs, (an I do mean plural), located in the plumbing.

Wow !!! A pioneer of separate waste collection …

I thought Wiz got a Blendtec.

Hmm, that would have made Dexter Morgan’s life soooo much easier.

The danged thing did nothing but dispose of garbage.

Daang! I have to get one too.

What? A modern kitchen? A refrigerator? In the medieval ages? You gots to be kiddings me.

I want one of those. Please.

The Wiz’s daily grind…

Wiz is feeling pretty chipper this morning.

But does it separate the recyclables?

I need one of those.. our city recently went to some stupid recycling bin thing where they expect me to sort my garbage and place it in separate containers.

Don’t laugh, my wife’s husband tried something similar — big, big trouble.

We once had a baby-sitter who broke a glass in the sink and panicked and tried to “grind it” up without telling us. We later discovered a locked-up garbage disposal!

Voila!!! Tree making machine!!!!!

I could use that model in my garden.

I re-wired our disposal so that TWO switches had to be held “on” just to keep fingers out of the Emergency Room..

WIZ! The FIRST project of the day is…make COFFEE!!!!!

If he did THAT, he wouldn’t be breaking the garbage disposal ( it won’t break until Blanche uses it).

I learned early in life, childhood, never admit to being bored or having nothing to do.