Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 07, 2021

It has that “landfill” appeal.

And delivered within our guaranteed 36 month maximum wait time!

I’d hate to have been the poor slob that had to make that pizza.

Ohhh, that’s nasty !

Super large prime deluxe

That’s just a leftovers pizza.

ewww, anchovies…

Are you sure that’s everything or is it within reason type of everything?

“Oh, that’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we like it, uh-huh, uh-huh …”

Mmm.. nummy-nums.

Are flies and anchovies related?

A raccoons delight….trashy toppings are extra

“Don’t forget to wash your hands before we eat.”

…“yum” just doesn’t cut it…

Ew..I might try to claim this under Dominos carry out insurance coverage.

As long as it doesn’t have pineapple and ham…

Can’t see all the fuss about pizza, it’s just fancy cheese on toast alter-all.

My local raccoons eat the leftover cat food!

Elitist raccoons in your neighborhood!