Herman by Jim Unger for May 12, 2021

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    That’s a pork chop. Okay if you say so.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    No. Go ahead and eat it if you want.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That pork chop seems complete with bristles.

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    Bury it in the back yard?

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “I tried to throw it out, but the trash collectors threw it back and told me they can’t take it. Then I tried to hide it in our compost pile but the next morning it was laying outside the pile like the compost heap itself rejected it. At that point I put it back in the fridge until I could think of another plan…so yes, go ahead and eat it!”

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    Save it! Someone will use it in something!

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    h.v.greenman  over 3 years ago

    Flashback to the days when George Carlin was funny, and his “Icebox Man” routine

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    M2MM  over 3 years ago

    Eeeeeewwww! :P

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    HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s a science project.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    That depends on what you mean by “special”.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    The vultures passed it by and even the maggots are gagging on it.

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …Saving it for a special occasion…

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    It has self-garnished. Just microwave for a couple of days and enjoy.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She’s waiting for it to achieve sentience, at which time she’ll divorce you, take half of your sh…tuff, marry the pork chop, and move to Bal Harbour until the money runs out.

    But to answer your question, “No, no special plans…”

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    If you do, better do them quickly.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Donating it to the local high-school biology class.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, either your supper tomorrow night or the dogs dinner…

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    Make penicillin.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Eat it, it sure looks like it should provide all your nutritional needs.

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    jessie d.  over 3 years ago

    It looks like road detritus. Call in the buzzards. But then men when they are hungry are a giant vacuum prowling for anything edible.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 3 years ago
    A bacillus culture??
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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Now you have pork chops and mushrooms.

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    NWdryad  over 3 years ago

    Yes dear. Poisoning you.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    No go ahead and eat it. Maybe you’ll get sick and croak

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    If you’re going to eat that, wait till you are in the hospital parking lot.

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Laboratory analysis?

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