“I tried to throw it out, but the trash collectors threw it back and told me they can’t take it. Then I tried to hide it in our compost pile but the next morning it was laying outside the pile like the compost heap itself rejected it. At that point I put it back in the fridge until I could think of another plan…so yes, go ahead and eat it!”
She’s waiting for it to achieve sentience, at which time she’ll divorce you, take half of your sh…tuff, marry the pork chop, and move to Bal Harbour until the money runs out.
But to answer your question, “No, no special plans…”
allen@home over 3 years ago
That’s a pork chop. Okay if you say so.
Imagine over 3 years ago
No. Go ahead and eat it if you want.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
That pork chop seems complete with bristles.
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Bury it in the back yard?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I tried to throw it out, but the trash collectors threw it back and told me they can’t take it. Then I tried to hide it in our compost pile but the next morning it was laying outside the pile like the compost heap itself rejected it. At that point I put it back in the fridge until I could think of another plan…so yes, go ahead and eat it!”
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Save it! Someone will use it in something!
h.v.greenman over 3 years ago
Flashback to the days when George Carlin was funny, and his “Icebox Man” routine
M2MM over 3 years ago
Eeeeeewwww! :P
HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a science project.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
That depends on what you mean by “special”.
dflak over 3 years ago
The vultures passed it by and even the maggots are gagging on it.
donwalter over 3 years ago
…Saving it for a special occasion…
sandpiper over 3 years ago
It has self-garnished. Just microwave for a couple of days and enjoy.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
She’s waiting for it to achieve sentience, at which time she’ll divorce you, take half of your sh…tuff, marry the pork chop, and move to Bal Harbour until the money runs out.
But to answer your question, “No, no special plans…”
rshive over 3 years ago
If you do, better do them quickly.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Donating it to the local high-school biology class.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Yeah, either your supper tomorrow night or the dogs dinner…
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Make penicillin.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Eat it, it sure looks like it should provide all your nutritional needs.
jessie d. over 3 years ago
It looks like road detritus. Call in the buzzards. But then men when they are hungry are a giant vacuum prowling for anything edible.
Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 3 years ago
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Now you have pork chops and mushrooms.
NWdryad over 3 years ago
Yes dear. Poisoning you.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
No go ahead and eat it. Maybe you’ll get sick and croak
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
If you’re going to eat that, wait till you are in the hospital parking lot.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Laboratory analysis?