Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 12, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    All of them have, except for one; the iPhone ate.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    “My wife asked me why I wore my gun in the house. I replied ‘Decepticons’. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster.”

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I giggle at the anti-covid-vaxxers who believe that Bill Gates conspiracy of putting tracking devices in the vaccines. Why would anyone invest in that when your cell phones track you already? Between GPS and cookies, they know exactly where you’ve been and what you’ve been searching, viewing, and reading…. all WITHOUT a vaccine.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Not to forget the other smart devices.

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    Carl Fink Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why is blue-shirt wearing what appear to be Crocs and stereotypical blind-guy-from-1980s-movie glasses? Is that a common style somewhere in the world right now?

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    Purple People Eater  over 3 years ago

    Secretly?

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    And they’re secretly taking videos of you too.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Your TV even tracks your habits….the internet is a bitter-sweet invention…as for Siri and the other “voices” on devices, they listen in on your life and can hear you….I disconnected mine and shoved it in a closet. I’m done!

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    Potamus  over 3 years ago

    “Wait. You didn’t hear that. I am not the ‘droid you’re looking for.”

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    wrloftis  over 3 years ago

    Borrow from Daddy’s Home much?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 3 years ago

    We have the CIA’s former director’s assurance that the government isn’t monitoring our cell phones,. Oh, right.

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    alexa, are you listening to me right now? ask siri

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  over 3 years ago

    What would Alexander Bell do? Switch over to a Motorola?

    " And from Artisan the 63rd Richard, we proceed to Clarke the 64th David rather than resorting to toxic cigarette smoke signals." – Heather Miller’s Sudbury Communications Tourist Guide

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    How do you expect Siri to respond if she’s not listening?

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